Here is a list of the 16 official food groups, because who needs less than 16?
| Group 1: Fats | Butter, oils, and all that jazz. |
|---|---|
| Group 2: Carbohydrates | Carbs, carbs, and more carbs. Eat your way to happiness? |
| Group 3: Proteins | Beef, chicken, fish, and the occasional tofu. |
| Group 4: Fiber | Leafy greens, beans, and all that hippie stuff. |
| Group 5: Vitamins | Vitamins, the ultimate energy drink! |
| Group 6: Minerals | Minerals, because rocks are delicious! |
| Group 7: Condiments | Ketchup, mustard, and the occasional hot sauce. |
| Group 8: Spices | Curry, cumin, and all that spice-rack magic. |
| Group 9: Herbs | Herbs, because basil is not just for pizza anymore. |
| Group 10: Acids | Lemon, vinegar, and the occasional stomach acid. |
| Group 11: Alkali | Baking soda, baking powder, and the occasional soap. |
| Group 12: Alkaloids | Caffeine, nicotine, and the occasional hangover. |
| Group 13: Alkaloids 2: Electric Boogaloo | Caffeine, nicotine, and the occasional energy drink. |
| Group 14: Alkaloids 3: The Sequel | Caffeine, nicotine, and the occasional mid-day slump. |
| Group 15: Alkaloids 4: The Final Cut | Caffeine, nicotine, and the occasional all-nighter. |
| Group 16: Alkaloids 5: The Reboot | Caffeine, nicotine, and the occasional energy drink 2.0. |