Privacy Policy for Intern Tracking HQ

Because we love you (not really)

At Intern Tracking HQ, we collect your browsing history, cookies, and deepest fears. Don't worry, we're not sharing this with our overlords. Unless you've visited the "Cats in Jars" website, in which case, sorry, not sorry.

We use cookies to track your every move, including but not limited to:

• When you eat all the donuts in the break room
• When you take an impromptu nap at your desk
• When you secretly browse "Cats in Jars" on the company laptop

We also collect data on your email exchanges with your coworkers, including but not limited to:

• When you send a passive-aggressive email about the coffee machine
• When you forward a chain email about a cat video
• When you accidentally send the wrong email to the wrong person (again)

How we use your data (in a nutshell)

We use your collected data to:

• Improve our algorithm for predicting your snack preferences
• Create a "Top 10 Most Likely to Eat All the Donuts" leaderboard
• Train our AI to recognize the sound of your microwaving ramen noodles from 5 feet away

Learn more about our cookie policy (just kidding, it's just more of the same)

Learn more about our overlords