The Most Frequently Asked Questions of the Century

Q: What's the deal with the intern-tracking system?

Because, honestly, it's a real thrill-ride.

Q: Can I get a raise?

Sorry, not a chance. You're lucky to be employed at all.

Q: What's the policy on microwaving fish in the break room?

We don't actually care, but please don't do that.

What actually works around here?

What we care about

What we don't care about