It's day 3 of the internship program, and our interns are MIA. We've searched high and low, but they're nowhere to be found. We're starting to get worried.
Last seen: The break room, sipping on free coffee and eating Cheetos
Known to be near: The conference room, where they were supposed to be learning about "synergy" and "disruption"
Latest development: Our CEO has been seen walking by the break room, looking for "creative inspiration"
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