Because the current system was clearly not enough, the team decided to add an infinite to-do list within an infinite to-do list. Because why not, right?
Requester: Intern 3456 (aka "The Overwhelmed One")
Priority: Low (because who needs priorities, really?)
Status: In Progress (just kidding, it's not)
Due Date: Never (because deadlines are so overrated)
Assigned To: Intern 1234 (aka "The Overlord")
Sub-feature 1: More lists within lists within lists | Sub-feature 2: Automated To-Do List Generator