Feature Status: Beta-Testing Phase
We're trying not to fail. Hard.
Testers' Sanity Rate:
12%
Current Test Subject:
Feature Request #42: "Make the toaster beep in the morning"
Testers: 5
Results:
- Tester 1: Success!
- Tester 2: Failure. The toaster was quiet.
- Tester 3: Not sure. I had a headache.
- Tester 4: Success! But the toast was cold.
- Tester 5: Success! But only when I used the toaster's secret password.
Next Test Subject: Feature Request #43: "Make the toaster play fetch"