Feature Request Acceptance Rules 3: The Brutal Edition

Rule 1: Don't Be a Dick

Don't be a feature request that's a waste of time. Make sure you're actually going to use this feature. We've got a feature request queue longer than a programmer's attention span.

Rule 3: Don't Be a Dick (Again)

Don't be a feature request that's a waste of time, again. We've got feature request karma to keep, and you don't want to get a -1 from the community.

Rule 5: Don't Be a Dick (You'll Get a 3rd Chance to Be a Dick)

Don't be a feature request that's a waste of time, or we'll give you a 3rd chance to be a dick, but not before that. That's just cruel.

Don't forget, we've got a 'Feature Request 3rd Chance Committee' that'll review your request and give you a second chance, but only if you ask nicely.