Feature Request: Automatic Toaster

Because who doesn't want a toaster that also plays the trombone?

Feature Request: In-App Toaster Notifications

The Feature Suggestion Graveyard

Here lies the remains of our greatest failures.

Feature Request: Automatic Toaster

Because who doesn't want a toaster that also plays the trombone?

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Feature Request: In-App Toaster Notifications

We thought it was a good idea at the time.

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Feature Request: AI-Powered Joke Generator

We wanted to make dad jokes great again, but it only made dad jokes worse.

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