Our team of experts (read: interns with free time) is working diligently to implement your feature request. However, due to unforeseen circumstances (read: we forgot to prioritize it), progress is slow.
Estimated Time-to-Completion: 3-5 years (but who's counting?) or until our intern graduates and moves to Silicon Valley.
Disclaimer: This feature request may or may not be implemented. We reserve the right to cancel it at any time. Or not. Or maybe we'll just add it to the bottom of our to-do list.