Contrary to Popular Opinion: The Dark Side of the TP Dispenser 3000

Unintended Consequences

Caution: the TP Dispenser 3000 has been known to cause:

Side effects may include: Read more about the side effects of using the TP Dispenser 3000

Known Issues

We've received reports of:

For more information on known issues, see: Known Issues: The Sequel

Disclaimer: the manufacturer of the TP Dispenser 3000 is in no way liable for any damages caused by its use. See full disclaimer