Contrary to Popular Opinion: The Dark Side of the TP Dispenser 3000

Unintended Consequences

Caution: the TP Dispenser 3000 has been known to cause:

Unsightly messes in the vicinity of the bathroom
Discoloration of toilet paper rolls, resulting in unsightly rainbow sheen
Uncontrollable urges to reorganize the bathroom's toilet paper inventory

Side effects may include: Read more about the side effects of using the TP Dispenser 3000

Known Issues

We've received reports of:

The TP Dispenser 3000 occasionally dispensing toilet paper in reverse
The device emitting a high-pitched whine when the paper roll is too low
The occasional malfunctioning of the 'Auto-Roll-It' feature

For more information on known issues, see: Known Issues: The Sequel

Disclaimer: the manufacturer of the TP Dispenser 3000 is in no way liable for any damages caused by its use. See full disclaimer