Intern 2, Level 3: The Never-Ending Saga

Intern 2, Level 3, is a highly skilled but utterly uncoordinated young adult, tasked with fetching coffee and stapling reports. They have mastered the art of tripping over their own feet, spilling coffee, and turning a simple "hello" into an epic battle.

Recent Adventures:

• Stapled report to floor, spilled coffee on carpet.
• Tripped over own feet, face-planted in conference room.
• Managed to staple paper to own hand, requiring 3 hours to free self.

Intern 2, Level 3's Stats:

• Stapling speed: 2.5 staples per minute
• Coffee-spilling ratio: 3:5 (stains: 2:3)
• Time spent tripping over own feet: 4.2 hours

Related Pages:

• Intern 2, Level 4: The Redemption Arc
• Intern 3, Level 1: The Untold Legend
• Intern 1, Level 1: The Tragedy