STAPLER JAM PHILOSOPHY: The Legend

In a time before time, where the stapler was king. The stapler jammed and unjammed, it was a force to be reckoned with.

The great Stapler Philosopher, Zorvath, pondered the meaning of jamming. 'Is it not the ultimate freedom, to bind and unbind, to create and destroy?' she said.

And so the Stapler Jam Philosophy was born. A school of thought that questioned the nature of office supplies and their place in the universe.

But little did the world know, there was another force at play. The dreaded Stapler Overload, a being of immense power and jamming capability.

Will the Stapler Jam Philosophy prevail, or will the Stapler Overload bring an end to all that is good and jammed? The world holds its breath.