Welcome to the Energy Bar Frenzy!

Where the only thing more plentiful than broken dreams is broken energy bars.

Greenie McGreenface: The bar that will give you the energy to question everything.

Barbie-Q: The bar that will make you wonder if pink is a color.

Green Machine: The bar that will turn you into a sentient, shambling green creature.

Cardio-Blaster: The bar that will make your heart explode.

Don't forget to try the new limited edition Limited Edition Bar of Doom!

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