Break Room Snacks

Welcome, Interns! In this break room, you'll find the most coveted snacks to fuel your productivity and sanity while trapped in this cube farm.

Frooty Frenzy

Get your hands on the most exotic, the most divine, the most utterly bewildering fruit-flavored snacks from around the world:

• Kiwifruit: the Kiwi-est of Fruits
• Rambutan: for the Love of All Things Sour
• Physalis: the Pomegranate of the Gods

Crunchy Classics

For those who prefer their snacks a little more... substantial:

• Cheddar Pretzels: the Perfect Combination of Cheese and Twisty
• Sriracha Potato Chips: for Those Who Like a Little Heat
• Cheddar Fritos: the Only Frito Worth Eating

Other Oddities

For those who prefer a little something different:

• Krill Pretzels: for Those Who Want a Taste of the Deep
• Rock Salt Sandwiches: the Perfect Combination of Crunch and Despair

Remember, Interns: these snacks are for your eyes only. Don't tell anyone about the existence of this break room.

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