Incident Report: Stapler Jam
On 2023-02-15, Intern Jasper T. Jammerton was involved in a stapler jam incident in the supply closet. Details are as follows:
- Stapler jam was reported at 10:47 AM
- Intern Jasper T. Jammerton was using the stapler to attach a report to a folder
- The stapler jammed due to excessive use of paper clips
Further investigation revealed that Jasper T. Jammerton had been using the stapler as a makeshift taco holder in the break room, causing the jam.
Office Mystic, Balthazar McSnazz, has been called to the scene to interpret the omens.