8:00 AM: Woke up on time, didn't spill coffee on shirt. Miracle.
9:00 AM: Attended meeting, pretended to take notes. Actually just doodled 'Mustache' 17 times.
12:00 PM: Lunch break! Ate 5 sandwiches, drank 3 cups of tea. May have dozed off.
Current Task: Finish project
Progress: 0%
Estimated Time Remaining: 5 hours and 32 minutes
Current Mood: Exhausted