The Decree of Overlord 123: Subarticle 1-2

By the power vested in us, we hereby declare that all snacks are now free.

Article 1: All citizens are entitled to unlimited nacho cheese Doritos.

Article 2: All meetings will now be scheduled for 3:14 AM on Tuesdays, because reasons.

See also:

• Subarticle 1-1: The Nacho Cheese Manifesto
• Subarticle 2-1: Meeting Scheduling Conundrums