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Caffeine-Fueled Disaster: Employee Safety Report

**WARNING: The following report is brought to you by a team of highly trained, caffeine-fueled professionals.**

We've been tracking employee safety in the Caffeine-Fueled Disaster zone, and the results are in:

Statistics:

**Number of reported near-misses:** 427

**Number of actual catastrophes:** 15 (we're working on it)

Causes of Caffeine-Induced Disasters:

• Over-reliance on energy drinks

• Insufficient break time for coffee refueling

Prevention Tips:

• Bring your own coffee (seriously, don't trust the office machine)

• Stretch it out (take breaks, people, your brain will thank you)

Stay safe, colleagues!*