Level 7: Extreme Commitment

Congratulations, you've reached the peak of commitment. You're so dedicated to John that you're willing to give up your entire paycheck to buy him a timeshare in a remote mountain lodge.

As a Level 7 subscriber, you'll receive:

Or, if you're feeling extra generous, try our Level 9: I'll-Give-Up-Everything-For-John package, because, let's be real, you probably won't need anything else in life.

A picture of John withประก a heart-shaped 'I'm-Committed' sign