Congratulations, you've reached the pinnacle of devotion! Level 8 is where the truly dedicated reside. You've spent years honing your craft, sacrificing relationships and sanity for the sake of John's greatness.
But, there's still more! Click below to unlock the next level, where you'll be expected to sell your firstborn and donate the proceeds to the Church of John.
Subscribe to John: Levels of Commitment - Level 9 Level 9: Where You'll Sell Your FirstbornWarning: Level 9 is not for the faint of heart. You'll be expected to sacrifice your firstborn to the altar of John, and donate the proceeds to the Church of John.
But wait, there's more! If you make it to Level 10, you'll be forced to give up your sanity, your dignity, and your ability to use contractions.
Level 10: The Final Level of Commitment