Subscribe to John - Privacy Policy

At Subscribe to John, we value your privacy almost as much as we value our crippling student loan debt.

In all seriousness, we're committed to protecting your data from prying eyes.

What we collect:

• Your email address (which we'll use to spam you with our latest cat videos)
• Your phone number (which we'll use to call you at 3am to ask for more money)
• Your browsing history (which we'll use to create targeted ads for our competitors)

Learn about our cookie policy

We're not actually tracking cookies, but if we were, this is where you'd find our policy