Intern Tracking Stats - Top 3 Most Likely to Be Laid Off

Interns

Intern 1 (23/25):
  • Spilled 3 cups of coffee on the CEO's new suit
  • Tried to "accidentally" book the conference room for a meeting that never happened
  • Used Comic Sans in a "professional" setting
Intern 2 (17/25):
  • Forgot the company's password reset policy
  • Used their personal phone number as their email address
  • Kept their desk a biohazard
Intern 3 (5/25):
  • Accidentally sent the entire company a chain email about their favorite pizza toppings
  • Tried to "help" by reorganizing the supply closet
  • Was seen "accidentally" browsing adult content on the work computer

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