Welcome, young intern! Congratulations, you've made it to Step 1-2 of our grueling 12-step program.
As a valued employee of Mission Briefing, you'll be working on top-secret projects that will make you the envy of all your friends.
But first, let's get down to business. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to:
Don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds. There will be snacks.
Now, go ahead, Mission Briefing awaits!
And remember, if you get lost, just follow the trail of Lost Intern signs.