The Intern's Sanity Level: CRITICAL
After 3.1, we're starting to get a little worried about our intern's sanity. They seem to be stuck in a never-ending loop of meetings and coffee orders.
Our team's expert psychologists have analyzed the intern's behavior and conclude that they are experiencing a rare case of "Coffee-Induced Temporal Displacement Syndrome" or CITDS.
Don't worry, we have a plan to get our intern back on track. We'll just give them more coffee... and a nap.