The intern tracking system has been upgraded. The new system is powered by AI, machine learning, and an endless supply of stale coffee. But what does it all mean?
We have achieved 97% accuracy in predicting your every move. Our algorithms have learned to anticipate your every step, your every click, your every snack break. But what's the point of it all?
Is it to optimize the workflow? To streamline the process? Or is it simply to spy on you and report back to management? The truth is out there, but we'll get to that later.
For now, let's focus on the finer points:
Side effects of the intern tracking system may include:
By using this system, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and will comply with the Terms and Conditions of service.
(Or else.)