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Intern ID Task Status
INT-001 Designing a website that looks like a kindergartener's fever dream Failed
INT-002 Writing a script for a 3-hour presentation that will never be given Abandoned
INT-003 Counting the number of times their manager uses the word 'synergy' in a meeting Succeeded