1. Intern 1: Stuck on 3rd floor, won't budge.
2. Intern 2: Trying to remember what floor they're on.
3. Intern 3: Just ate a questionable tuna sandwich.
4. Intern 4: Still waiting for their laptop to turn on.
5. Intern 5: Just spilled coffee on their keyboard... again.
6. Intern 6: Has given up on life.