Welcome to the Underachiever's Club

Where the pursuit of mediocrity is the only goal that matters

Join us for our annual "We're Not Really Trying" Awards, where the best underachievers of the year are celebrated with all the pomp and circumstance they can handle.

Our members include the likes of:

• The local couch potato who still lives with his parents
• The guy who still plays the same video game on easy mode
• The underachiever who still wears pleated pants
• The one who insists on wearing a fanny pack