Notes from the 3rd session of our secret planning meetings. We've made some progress, but we're still missing a few things...
1. We need to acquire more cheese. Like, a LOT more cheese. Preferably artisanal, small-batch, organic, free-range cheese. Nothing but the best for our diabolical plans!
2. We require a team of highly skilled, highly trained ninjas. Not just any ninjas, but ninjas with a passion for 80s pop culture and a love for bad dad jokes.
3. We're still working on the whole "world domination" part. Any ideas? Maybe something involving robots? AI? Giant, city-destroying lasers?