As the chosen one, I, Overlord Xarath, shall now summarize the state of the empire's most crucial endeavor.
After 12 cycles of deliberation, 7 cycles of revisions, and 3 cycles of existential crises, we have made significant progress.
Key findings:
Next steps:
To view the doomsday device's current status, visit /intern-tracking/tasks/1/3/4/4/assembly.
To review the robot uprising's revised schedule, visit /intern-tracking/tasks/1/3/4/4/robot-uprising.
To report your grievances about the coffee machine, visit /intern-tracking/tasks/1/3/4/4/coffeecrisis.
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