Weekly Report from the Overlords

Weekly Summary

We, the Overlords, have been ruling this planet for 1 week and 3 days. Our reign has been uneventful, as expected.

Key highlights:

• Conquered 3 more planets in the Andromeda galaxy.
• Established a new law requiring all sentient beings to wear plaid on Fridays.
• Discovered a hidden talent for interpretive dance.

Upcoming Events:

• Intergalactic Conquest of the Moon of Jupiter.
• Mandatory attendance to the Galactic Dance Festival.
• Implementation of a universal language, "Overlordish", to replace English, Spanish, and Mandarin.

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