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Next Level Subtask 2: The Unrelenting Pursuit of Productivity prophets

Objective: Achieve ultimate productivity, ignore all distractions, and pretend to be interesting.

Step 1: Prioritize tasks with reckless abandon

Don't worry about the details, just make a list and start checking things off.

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Step 2: Ignore emails, meetings, and your family for the next 48 hours

Just work, work, work. No time for human interaction.

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Step 3: Convince yourself that you're a genius and the only one who truly understands the meaning of life

Don't worry about facts, just make bold, sweeping statements and pretend to be a visionary.

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Step 4: Take an extended break to watch cat videos

Rest those eyes, recharge those batteries, and remember: cats are the key to productivity.

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