Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, and now it's in banishment. Get it? Banishment, not just math-ematics.
We're not just banishing jokes, we're banishing your sanity. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Bad Banishment Jokes are the worst.
On the other hand, Good Banishment Jokes are the best, but don't tell anyone.
We banish for the following reasons: because we can, because we must, or because you asked us to.
But let's be real, it's probably because of it's because we can.
We offer a variety of sub-banishment methods:
Q: Will I ever see the light of day again?
A: Maybe, maybe not.
Q: Can I appeal the banishment?
A: No, you can't.