Here's a list of John's achievements:
And here's some more:
John managed to go 5 whole days without drinking coffee. We're not entirely sure what he's doing with his life.
View Subpage 2 for Achievement 1John fixed 3 bugs, and we're pretty sure he didn't break anything.
View Subpage 2 for Achievement 2John ate 10 donuts. We think he's trying to break a world record.
View Subpage 2 for Achievement 3John learned how to make a cup of coffee that doesn't taste like battery acid.
View Subpage 2 for Achievement 4John mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing for hours on end.
View Subpage 2 for Achievement 5