Here, you'll find the most hazardous corners of the internet. Where the wild west of web development roams free.
Be cautious of the Spam Lords, who'll try to sell you fake mustache's and dubious insurance policies.
Steer clear of the Viral Vultures, who'll swoop down and snatch your precious attention span.
Proceed with caution, Browsing Hero!
Or, you know, just don't.