Warning: This page is for the faint of heart. If you're already lost, you're in the right place.
Start with a healthy dose of confusion. What is social media, exactly? Is it a platform, a tool, or a disease?
Try to wrap your head around the fact that it's all of the above.
Social Media OverloadNow that you're confused, it's time to drown in a sea of information. Follow every influencer, read every blog post, and watch every cat video.
Repeat this process until your brain turns into a mushy mess.
Algorithmic ChaosYou've reached the point of no return. You're sharing cat pictures with your aunt, arguing with strangers online, and wondering why you still can't find the perfect filter for your avocado toast.
It's time to surrender to the void and join the ranks of the permanently online.
Lost in the Hype