Taming the Beast: A Guide to Email Notfications

Step 1: Identify the Beast

Recognize the signs of an unruly email inbox. Does your screen constantly glow like a nuclear reactor? Do you feel an existential dread every time you check your email? Congratulations, you're living with a beast.

Step 2: Build a SanctuarySetting Up Filters: A Safe Haven from the Chaos

Step 3: Establish a Routine

Train the beast through consistent, ritualistic behavior. Schedule regular check-ins, and stick to them. Your inbox (and your therapist) will thank you.

Step 4: Practice Patience and Self-Discipline

The beast will test your resolve. It may tempt you with shiny objects, but resist. You are the master of your domain, not its slave.