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Step 1: Find a cookie that's been left unattended. We recommend the ones with sprinkles.
Step 2: Use your most dexterous fingers to pick up the cookie without touching the floor.
Step 3: Place the cookie in your mouth and chew with reckless abandon.
Step 4: Pretend you meant to do it.
Side effects may include: Cookie crumbs on your shirt, cookie crumbs on your keyboard, and cookie crumbs on your face.