For those times when you just can't remember where you put your cat, or that one aunt you haven't seen in years.
Cat Lady - Last seen in the vicinity of the couch, wearing a 'I'm not lazy' t-shirt.
Sock Snatcher - Known to have stolen 17 socks from the washing machine, still at large.
Bad Grammar Ninja - Skilled in the ancient art of grammatically incorrect sentences, hiding in plain sight.
The Case of the Missing Socks (still ongoing)
The Mysterious Disappearance of the Internet Connection (last seen: 2018)
The Unexplained Phenomenon ofækjflkajdfh (still unexplained)