Phase 3: The Unhinged Fury of the Beast
We have finally reached the point of no return. The beast is now a raging, unstoppable force of nature, threatening to level the entire city to the ground.
We must now employ the most radical measures to contain it.
Our team of experts has designed a series of increasingly absurd and untested protocols to tame the beast once and for all.
Phase 3 consists of:
- Project: "Distract the Beast with Fireworks"
- Project: "Feed it an endless supply of pizza"
- Project: "Sing it a soothing melody on the harmonica"
Stay tuned for further updates, and pray for the best.
Learn more about Project: "Distract the Beast with Fireworks"
Learn more about Project: "Feed it an endless supply of pizza"
Learn more about Project: "Sing it a soothing melody on the harmonica"