Database Design for the Interns of Doom

Welcome, brave intern, to the world of database design!

Today, you will learn the art of SQL queries that will make the gods of the internet weep with envy.

Take your first step on the path to becoming a master database designer by learning the Relational Modeling of the Damned. And don't even get us started on SQL Aggregates, the secret ingredient that will make your queries sparkle like a diamond-studded toilet.

SELECT * FROM table WHERE column = 'value' AND another_column = 'another_value';

<sql>CREATE TABLE table_name (column_name VARCHAR(255));</sql> But wait, there's more! Learn the art of Database Indexing, the magic that will make your queries run like the wind. And, of course, learn about Database Security, because, let's face it, someone has to keep those evil hackers at bay.

Remember, brave intern, the power of SQL is a double-edged sword. Use it wisely!