Step 1: Arrive early, leave late, and never, ever eat the free food from the break room. It's not worth it.
Step 2: Learn to make a mean "I'm not a morning person" face when your manager asks you to come in at 6 am.
Step 3: Develop a passion for microwaving ramen noodles in the office kitchen. It's a skill that will serve you well throughout your career.
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