Welcome to Summer Project 3, Internship 1: A Study in Tedium

Objective: Create 5000 lines of code in under 8 hours, with minimal breaks.

Our team of highly trained, yet barely awake interns will be working tirelessly to create the next big thing. Or, at the very least, something that won't completely crash the server.

Project Lead: Bob, who is not actually in charge of anything.

Project Goals:

Write as much code as possible.
Stare at the wall for exactly 2 hours without blinking.
Solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded.

Current Progress:

37% Complete: 1,800 lines of code written, 1,200 lines of code deleted due to bugs.

View Intern 1's Progress View Intern 2's Progress View Intern 3's Progress

Important Links:

Get Coffee | Take a Break | Oh no, the server's crashing!

Disclaimer:

Summer Project 3, Internship 1 is not responsible for any emotional trauma or existential dread caused by our interns.