Interns: The Unofficial Guide to Not Getting Fired

Chapter 6: Achievements: The Interns' Guide to Pretending to be Productive

By now, you've made it six chapters deep into this comprehensive guide. Congrats, Intern!

Here are some accomplishments to be proud of:

• Survived six weeks of microwaving last night's pizza for lunch.
• Learned to use the copier without jamming it (mostly).
• Mastered the art of nodding off in meetings without getting caught.
• Discovered that the coffee machine is secretly a portal to another dimension.
• Accumulated enough points to unlock the "I Survived Internship" badge on our company's gamification platform.