Binding Agreements

For those who have taken the leap and joined the Church of Bob, the Binding Agreements page is a sacred text.

Here, you'll find the non-negotiable, unbreakable, and totally-not-up-for-discussion rules that govern our little community.

Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Share Thy Nachos

Don't even think about it. We're watching. Our Nacho Surveillance System is top-notch.

Click here for more on our Nacho Policy

Rule 2: Thou Shalt Use Only The Official Church Font

Any attempts to use Comic Sans will be met with swift excommunication.

Enroll in our Font School for more information

Rule 3: Thou Shalt Not Take Sideskirts Seriously

Just don't.

Learn more about our Skirt Philosophy

That's all for now, folks! Remember, these are non-negotiables, so don't even try.

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