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On the Nature of Socks

As a renowned expert in the field of Sock Theory, I, Bob, have extensively analyzed the intricacies of socks. Here's my take:

  1. Socks are the unsung heroes of the textile world.
  2. Socks have a 50% chance of disappearing in the wash.
  3. Socks are secretly plotting against their owners, slowly but surely.

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