Galactic Invasion Response System

Alien Bingo: Because Who Needs Intergalactic Détente?

Current Score: 5/10 (we're working on it)

Invading Species:

Zlorgs (Level 3)

Briefing:

We've detected a Level 3 Zlorg invasion force approaching the planet. They're known for their love of loud music and bad fashion sense.

Recommended Response:

Send in the Space Marines. We have it on good authority that they'll be equipped with earplugs and camouflage.

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