Invasion Response: Defense Tactics

Because You Can't Outrun an Alien Invasion with Just a Fart

As the extraterrestrial forces close in, we must be prepared to defend our planet. Our top-secret defense team has devised the most diabolical, yet hilariously effective, strategies to repel the invaders.

Planetary Defense Matrix

Operation Banana Peel - Lure them in with the irresistible allure of our nation's best banana-based cuisine.
Operation Meme - Flood their communication channels with an onslaught of dad jokes, making them question their own existence.
Operation Sarcasm - Employ an army of witty, snarky commentators to undermine their morale.

But wait, there's more!

Operation Dance - Unleash a horde of breakdancing, neon-clad warriors to distract the aliens with our most potent defense: the B-boys and B-girls.

We're not just fighting for our lives, folks. We're fighting for our right to eat an extra slice of pizza.