Step 1: Dye your skin a nice shade of beige. You don't want to stand out from the locals.
Learn how to blend in with the furniture.
Step 2: Wear the local's favorite clothing. If they're into neon, go full neon. If they're into plaid, go full plaid.
Practice your local accents in front of the mirror.
Step 3: Use local slang. "G'day mate" is a great place to start.
Infiltrate their social media. Share some memes.
Remember, an invasion is all about being sneaky.
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