Inventing a Machine that Turns Thoughts into Coins

I've finally succeeded in creating a machine that can turn your deepest, darkest thoughts into tangible coins!

But at what cost?

As you gaze upon these shiny coins, remember that each one represents a memory, a fear, or a regret. The machine's algorithm extracts the most painful emotions from your brain and condenses them into a single, regrettable purchase.

Would you like to see how much your thoughts are worth?

Check your thought values Machine Maintenance

Today's Top Thought Coins

Here's what your brain's been up to:

Regret about eating that one pizza slice ($5)
Embarrassment about wearing those pants ($7)
Impatience with the world ($8)